if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Watching her eat just hurts me
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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