No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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