I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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