If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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