Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Someone shit on the floor
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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