I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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