there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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