fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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