Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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