I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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