it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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