Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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