she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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