Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
try to milk me bitch
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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