Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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