I bet he comes in French.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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