Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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