Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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