i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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