What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We had to coat check the pizza.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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