i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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