I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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