Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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