I want to stick my p in your. b.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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