Porn is love you can see.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
The power of my boobs compel you
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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