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I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Just high enough for therapy.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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