does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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