fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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