THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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