Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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