He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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