I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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