i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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