Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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