you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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