Its about making memories worth repressing
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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