Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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