VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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