when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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