He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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