Whod you bang
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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