I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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