I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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