Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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