I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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