Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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