That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He's a Shit stain on my heart
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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