Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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