We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
someone owes me an orgasm
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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