Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
