I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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