I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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