i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i barfeds in our rink
what day is it and did you see me today?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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