You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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