Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
i came on her dog
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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