yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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