How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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