Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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