tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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