glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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