Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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